Expository Writing

There are three things you should know about me. First I’d like you to know I collect rocks. I have a big collection of rocks. They are in a big tin that I have to keep a rubber band around. I have to keep rubber band around the tin because there a lot of rocks. I found some at a lady’s house that we helped her move into. I also get some from my neighbor. I collect some when I go swimming too.
Second I’d like you to know about my family. I have 1 cousin, 2 sisters, 1 brother, 3 aunts, and 3 uncles. 2 of my uncles are very kind but the other 1 is a real pain. He throws stuff at us. One night he licked my pencil when I was doing my homework. My aunts are really kind except one is lazy and makes me do everything. My brother plays his Nintendo DS in bed at night. My brother Mathew is a jerk at times. He pushed me into a fence this morning. My cousin is a funny guy one time he fell a sleep in class. His name is Jordan. One of my sisters is entertaining. The other one is a real jerk. She brags all the time. Her name is Anita I have to play with her all the time even if I don’t want to. Finally I love jumping on my trampoline. My trampoline is big and I can do front flips, somersaults, and I can jump off a RV. I learned how to do somersaults from my cousin. I don’t really know how I learned to do front flips. I started jumping off my aunt’s RV and thought it was fun so I kept crawling back up and jumping back off.
I have told you 3 things about myself now I would like to know about you.